Total Medals Earned: 817 (From 140 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,385 Points
Medals Earned: 8/14 (60/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 10/17 (205/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/885 points)
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)
Checking out the game!
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Meet Mr Wizard
Used the grappling hook successfully!
Finishing level 15
Finishing level 20
Finishing the entire game and killing all the red ninjas!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
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